Shia LaBeouf is a ‘Desperate’ Man!

He may be a lady killer in his flicks, but in real life it seems Shia is having women issues! I guess the fact that he’s a movie star might be enough to impress folks like me, but it’s not enough to impress the picky (aka stuck-up) women who attend the hotspot ‘Beatrice Inn’.

One recent night, spies say LaBeouf was “desperately seeking a lady . . . but none of the hipster hotties were standing for it.” The spy reported that poor Shia finally turned to one woman and dropped the lamest line EVER: “How do I get a girl to go home with me?” Why didn’t he just mention that he knows Harrison Ford? THAT woulda got him some girls!

Add comment April 22nd, 2008

Flirting For Dummies

Pretty much everyone has liked someone…you know…like-liked them. But we don’t always know how to act on our feelings. We’re tempted to jump all over them and be crazy in love with them. But let me tell you from experience, DONT DO THAT!! Especially you girls out there, boys hate it when a girl is all over them. They feel “smothered.” And gushing all over them won’t work either. Believe me, I’ve tried it all! So, if you’re crushing on a guy/girl and you don’t know what to do, read this. It’ll help you decide whether you should call 3 times or 30. Then who knows? Maybe you’ll land the man of your dreams!!! (come on, you know Orlando Bloom is the man of ALL our dreams!)

Add comment July 18th, 2006