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Mood : energetic
I hear that papa Joe Simpson is thinking of producing a ‘Newlyweds’ part two starring his darling daughter Ashlee and her hubby-to-be Pete Wentz! Well, that would be cool…I watched Ashlee’s old show a few times and it wasnt horrible. Although I did enjoy Jess’ show (Newlyweds) a lot more…mostly b/c Jess was so retarded and Nick had to put up with it all.
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April 30th, 2008
Mood : amused
EWWWWW! This is SOOOOO gross! There are actually bugs that live in our eyelashes! It might be gross, but it’s true. There are tiny, and thankfully harmless, mites at the root of the lash. Consider that next time you give your lover a butterfly kiss!!!
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April 27th, 2008
Mood : working
Not only is he yummy to look at, but apparently Jake Gyllenhaal is a fantastic chef! So much so that he is developing a new organic restaurant venture with top cook Chris Fischer. Gyllenhaal and his pal Fischer are looking at real estate in Los Angeles for their restaurant. A friend even said that “Cooking is his (Gyllenhaal’s) big hobby and his passion.”
Well this is just too sweet! I hope his restaurant isn’t one of the nine out of ten that fail within the first year of business. I’d definitely eat there…if I win the lotto.
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April 27th, 2008
Mood : happy
What is this, the week of naked celebrities!?! Kelly and James are now joined by non other than Patrick Dempsey who was supposed to take it off in his new movie Maid of Honor. The whole Scotland scene of the movie was supposed to be done in a kilt (which requires you be panty-less) however, bugs ruined the plan. Dempsey decided that commando was a no-go because of all the bugs! Too bad! At least we can pretend…
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April 26th, 2008
Mood : energetic
Ever wondered what James Marsden looks like naked? Well, keep wondering cuz PR Inside reports that the actor is terrified of movie love scenes because he doesn’t want people judging him that way. OH PLEASE! We’re not judging, we’re just watching….and enjoying! PLEASE let this be an evil rumor. This hotty needs to have his clothes off in all his movies! Lol
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April 26th, 2008
Mood : bouncy
Kelly Clarkson! What a free spirit this chick is. Apparently, she prances around in the buff quite frequently. And even when her home is “filled with strangers for photo shoots or fittings.” EEK! I’m surprised no concealed camera phone pics have surfaced yet. Kelly’s response to this rumor? She says: “I just really like being naked.” Well, you go girl!!!!
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April 26th, 2008
Mood : bouncy
This is funny! Harrison Ford was inspired by a drunken lunch with Margaritaville star, Jimmy Buffett to pierce his ears! LOL! Ford told Maxim that he attened “A semi-drunken lunch with Ed Bradley and Jimmy Buffett, who were both wearing rings, afterward I walked down Madison Avenue till I found the first jewelry store that pierced ears.”
Fun stuff! See ladies, this guy’s still hip!
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April 23rd, 2008
Mood : awake
According to the readers of FHM magazine, Megan Fox is! Yeah…that chick who starred in Transformers is now the sexiest woman in the world. I guess this means we’re going to be seeing more of her in the future!
Although, I don’t know if this poll is entirely dependable because believe it or not, Britney Spears snuck her skanky head in and made the 100th spot on the list. I don’t know about you all, but for me this just negates the reliability of the whole list. Anyone who considers Britney Spears to be even remotely sexy is crazy in the head!
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April 23rd, 2008
Mood : cheerful
This is soooo frustrating! After tirelessly insisting that she is NOT pregnant, Ashlee Simpson lets Ellen DeGeneres rub her “baby bump” (or lack thereof). According to OK Magazine who has the scoop on the matter, Ashlee appeared on the Ellen Show and was asked the now taboo question: “Are you or are you not pregnant?”
Ashlee would only say, “That is definitely something that I choose personally not to discuss except for the fact that maybe… do I look like I had 10 cheeseburgers or something? Because I don’t think I do!”
Oh ha-ha, Ashlee! We all know you don’t look pregnant, that’s the whole point! I wish this weirdo would just spill already. The suspense is killing me!
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April 23rd, 2008
Mood : calm
WOAH! These guys definitely have too much money on their hands! Word on the street is that Katie and Tom spent $100,000 on a birthday party for their 2 year old daughter, Suri! $100,000?!?!?!?! That’s insane people, INSANE! The kid is two years old…she’s not even going to remember the party!
So what did these two nincompoops spend all that dough on? Apparently, $45K went to Wolfgang Puck for catering, $17K was spent on flowers and $5K on individual cakes for each guest.
Not only that, but Tom and Katie threw a second party later that night for their A-list pals, including David and Victoria Beckham, Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith, Eva Longoria Parker, Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy. Well, all I can say is that I can’t wait to see what Suri’s sweet sixteen looks like…and how much it costs!
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April 23rd, 2008
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