Dane Cook is a Traitor
July 19th, 2006
So I was at Blockbuster last night when I passed the magazine rack. So of course, I have to check out the headlines, which were basically dumb except for one on US Weekly. So I pick that up and I’m flipping through when I see a photo of Dane Cook. I flip back, read the headline, and what do I see? Dane Cook is Dating Jessica Simpson!!!!! *dies* I almost dropped the magazine when I saw it! Dane Cook, the most hilarious and fantastical person alive is dating Jessica Simpson, the biggest idiot in Hollywood. It’s so wrong! And so vile because we all know why he’s dating her. It’s cuz she gorgeous and higher profile than him. It’s all publicity. But still….EW! I’ll never see him the same way again!
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2 Comments Add your own
1. linuxunil | July 21st, 2006 at 4:26 pm
Um I would date Jessica Simpson because she’s gorgious.
2. Jen | July 21st, 2006 at 8:02 pm
Yeah, I agree that she’s gorgeous but she’s dumb as a tack! What could he possibly have to say to her that she could comprehend? I mean, have you seen her show? She’s retarded!
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