Shia LaBeouf is a ‘Desperate’ Man!

April 22nd, 2008

He may be a lady killer in his flicks, but in real life it seems Shia is having women issues! I guess the fact that he’s a movie star might be enough to impress folks like me, but it’s not enough to impress the picky (aka stuck-up) women who attend the hotspot ‘Beatrice Inn’.

One recent night, spies say LaBeouf was “desperately seeking a lady . . . but none of the hipster hotties were standing for it.” The spy reported that poor Shia finally turned to one woman and dropped the lamest line EVER: “How do I get a girl to go home with me?” Why didn’t he just mention that he knows Harrison Ford? THAT woulda got him some girls!

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